I…am the Ringmaster in a circus of paraplegic mimes! The one and only…true original.
In addition to being the conduit through which you waste your time @ work, I am the station Program Director. Which, pretty much makes me responsible for everything that goes wrong. Yup...I'm the monkey with the keys.
This is my little slice o’ the KDKB webpage. Feel free to roam the site & check out the audio/video & pics from some of the stupidity that unfolds within (& sometimes outside) the station walls....daily.
I invite you to spend all of your free time here instead of that porn site you’re really looking at on the other tab. As a matter of fact…I offer my page as cover for the tab you’re hiding. :)
I have actually been *in* Playboy (August ‘05 – pg. 84), & Stuff Magazines, Seen on Fox’ “Under The Helmet,” HBO’s “Inside The NFL” and am featured in the film “Raider Nation.” I co-hosted the film “Lethal Weapon” for New Orleans’ WB-38, and am also featured prominently in Univision’s commercial for their Oakland Raiders coverage. And finally…I was an analyst on Sacramento California’s ABC-affiliate’s post “Monday Night Football” sports show: “The Red Zone” alongside TV sports-frankenstein Dana Jacobsen.
I’ve also done some guest appearances on Sports Radio & Talk Radio shows. That audio fom my career outside KDKB lives in its own archive on the 'net.
That almost qualifies as having somewhat of a career…
As far as my name…Neanderpaul isn’t just a stupid radio name…It’s me. In 7th grade…Some kid thought it’d be funny to call me that when I was an overgrown adolescent. Now, I’m 6′1″, 300 lbs of perpetual adolescence. And according to Six Flags Theme Parks, I’m a “person of unusual proportions.” Yes, ladies, size matters.
Thanks for the inspiration, kid…wherever you are.
I drink ridiculous amounts of Pepsi. I love all kinds of music. I follow the Oakland Raiders, & Boston Bruins. I play guitar (poorly), bass guitar (slightly less than poorly), can hold some rhythm on drums, and sang in a band in the late 80’s. I ride. I ride American. I have nothing against metric bikes. In fact, I think some of them are better-made than my American sled. But, I chose Harley Davidson. And I believe in loyalty.
I have 2 dogs that we rescued, and given the opportunity, would save them all…
That’s about it. If have any questions, or wanna know something more…hit me up: firstname.lastname@example.org
R.I.P. Dimebag. You’re missed, brother.