I…am the Ringmaster, in a circus of paraplegic mimes! The one and only…true original.
In addition to being the conduit through which you waste your time @ work, I am the station Program Director. Which, pretty much makes me responsible for everything that goes wrong. Yup...I'm the monkey with the keys.
This is my little slice o’ the KDKB webpage. I invite you to spend all of your free time here instead of that porn site you’re really looking at on the other tab. As a matter of fact…I offer my page as cover for the tab you’re hiding. :)
I have actually been *in* Playboy (August ‘05 – pg. 84. Recognize!!!), & Stuff Magazines, seen on Fox’ “Under The Helmet,” HBO’s “Inside The NFL” and am featured in the film “Raider Nation.” And finally…I was an analyst on Sacramento California’s ABC-affiliate’s post “Monday Night Football” sports show: “The Red Zone” alongside TV Sports-Frankenstein, Dana Jacobsen. I’ve also done some guest appearances on Sports Radio & Talk Radio shows. That audio fom my career outside KDKB lives in its own archive on the 'net.
As far as my name goes…"Neanderpaul" isn’t just a stupid radio name…It’s me. In 7th grade…Some kid thought it’d be funny to call me that, when I was an overgrown adolescent. Now, I’m 6′1″, 300 lbs of perpetual adolescence. And...according to Six Flags Theme Parks, I’m a “person of unusual proportions.” Yes, ladies, size matters.
Thanks for the inspiration, kid…wherever you are.
I drink ridiculous amounts of Pepsi. I love all kinds of music. I follow the Oakland Raiders, & Boston Bruins. I play guitar (poorly), bass guitar (slightly less than poorly), can hold some rhythm on drums, and sang in a band in the late 80’s. I ride. I ride American. I have nothing against metric bikes. In fact, I think some of them are better-made than my American sled. But, I chose Harley Davidson. And I believe in loyalty.
I have 2 dogs that we rescued, and given the opportunity, would save them all…
That’s about it. If have any questions, or wanna know something more…hit me up: email@example.com