On-Air Staff
Watson
Monday - Wednesday, Friday: 12:00 AM - 5:30 AM
The one and only "WATSON!"
1. What do you care about? My family and friends, Beer, Beer Pong, Beer Gardens, Beer fest, Beer Battered Onion Rings, and….Biscuits and Gravy! Right Mal?
2. What nicknames have you had? I have been called J Dub since high school, that’s really the only nickname I had until I started at KDKB.....now the list includes Watty, Twatson,, Twittle, Twattle, The Watsonator, Waffle, Wiffle, Wilson……and Ed?
3. If you weren’t doing this job, what would you be doing? I know the popular answer here is porn star, but I’m gonna go with LEGO Designer
4. Who can you imitate? Let’s see……Shaq, Barkley, Marvin the Martian, Fat Albert,…..I do a mean Sean Connery….oh yeah, I also have J.R.’s blank stare of confusion down pat!
5. What is your medicinal quality? Hunh? I make Steve King poo….so I guess I’m a laxative…..
6. If you could be an animal, what would you be and why? A horse…….duh
7. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you? Being seen in public with J.R. & Mary. Especially when J.R. wears one of those damn see through Blouses!
8. Tell us one thing that no one else knows about you? I am financially set for the rest of my life……I boned Carmen Electra……oh yeah, and I’m a compulsive liar
9. Favorite restaurant (s) Eddie’s House, Bandera, The Keg
10. How many people have you done or something?......I’m saving myself for the right person.
11. Do you like to sing in the shower? You bet your ass! I have frightened and annoyed many with my rendition of James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub
12. What’s your worst pet peeve? Stupid sloppy drunk chicks……”Oh my god…..I’m sooooo drunk”
13. Do you like baths or showers? With who?
14. If you were on a island and could only pick one CD to make a fire with, what would it be? Anything from David Hasselhoff! Kill me, kill me now!
15. What’s the worst hair style you Rocked? The Mullet
16. Pick one; Blow Pop, Pop Tart or Cheese Stick. Tough call….Pop Tart, but Cheese Stick is a close 2nd
17. If you could have ONE super power, what would it be? The ability to develop more super powers……..or……the ability to turn any object into fried cheese!......Deep Fry Guy!!
18. Are you currently in control of your own ‘Man Card’ or someone else’s? What’s a, “Man Card”?
19. Best movie of all time, NOT featuring Jean-Claude Van Dame? Debbie Does Dallas
20. Best Super Villain of all time? Rosie O’Donnell
21. Have you ever sang Karaoke, and if so what song? Yes….Young MC – Bust A Move….if you tell anybody I’ll F****N kill you!
22. If someone wrote a book about your life what would it be called? The Trials And Tribulations Of The Love Walrus
23. Best city that is not Phoenix? Austin, Texas…..hands down!
24. Do you have more than 4 picture frames in your house? Yes
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