"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media: Presidential Debate Edition" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30am
@DadBeard - You know what? Kill Sesame Street. Everything that was once great about it is already dead anyway.
@shaneparvin - Anybody have any idea on what pisses crickets off? I'd like to spend all day tomorrow doing it.
@MrSugarpants1 - The only two words you should ever include in your eHarmony bio are "Cheap" and "Drunk".
Updates from 8:30am
@StevenAmiri - I imagine the Paul Ryan/Joe Biden debate will be like that KFC commercial where the grandpa and grandson fight over the dinner sides
@nice_mustard - my 12th birthday was at an arcade with unlimited tokens and pizza. since then my life has gotten 0% cooler.
@KeepinItSnazzy - I've said this a million times & I'll say it a million more; When I die, throw my body out of a plane into Times Square during a @GMA taping
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See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty