"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30am
@CloydRivers - Not only does paintin' flames on your truck give it more horsepowers, but it let's folks know that you're built for speed
@Schmoodles - #FantasyFootball My team consits mainly of dinosaurs, Star Trek aliens and a Hobbit. We're not very good :(
@Andy_Richter - Imagine you know a guy name Gary, & Gary calls his car the Garymobile & instists that you do too. What I'm saying is Batman is a douche.
Updates from 8:30am
@amaduesman - I wasnt giving you a high five, i was actually just slapping your hand... cause i hate you
@robdelaney - Not totally sold on astrology, but Libras DEFINITELY hate it when you throw a bucket of paint on their car.
@Hadzilla - Does carfax count how much sh*t I've killed I've killed a lot of sh*t with this thing.
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See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty