"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30am
@BizarreLazar - Sure you're new hair looks great! Did nothing to fix your personality, but damn, it does look great!
@TheDailyCramp - Man: I don't have a condom Girl: Its fine I am ready to be a mom Man: Oh sh*t, nevermind I found one.
@Bad_Advice_Dog - Tonight is the night. The night you get rejected for being ugly.
Updates from 8:30am
@TheAnimePolice - Animals are far more terrifying than monsters because A. they are the same thing as monsters and B. they live everywhere around you
@metempsych - when I die place two personal pans (extra pep) over my eyes... hell will know a warrior is coming
@eliyudin - I think all of us had one really good meal of Chinese food, and we just keep ordering it, hoping it'll happen again, but it never does
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See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty
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