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Shmonty -- 01/11/2013 --

"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:

Updates from 6:30am

@CatsForDinnerz: Bears are ornery because of their ongoing struggle to catch salmon with only glazed pastries for hands.

@Thing_Finder: Poodles are just dogs that listened to too much Kenny G.

@MikeDrucker: Just had a Twix because I needed a moment to stop thinking about how empty my soul is.

Updates from 9:30am

@MattElGato: Why would I use a tanning bed if I can just sit in my bathtub that's full of Cheetos all the time anyways?

@TheThryll: Thank God chickens don't know how delicious they are, otherwise there'd be nothing left.

@theyearofelan: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together because it's fun to see people struggle with change

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See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty