"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30am
@kelkulus Whoever came up with the idea that women are the "weaker sex" must have never gotten into a good 'ol fashioned 3 am blanket hogging fight.
@GerryKatzman The delicious irony when the driver in front of you on his cell phone is driving a Ford Focus.
@matt_obrien Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name "fire place"
Updates from 9:30am
@benroy00 Just saw three men pushing a large women in a dead scooter to her car. If Darwin was right, we're the worst survival-of-the-fittest species.
@Half_Mex75 I don't know what's more disheartening, mankind's propensity for violence or my inability to resist these donuts in the break room.
@briangaar Cant believe I have to work for 30 more years and also tomorrow
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