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Updates from Shmonty's Social Media

Shmonty -- 01/09/2013 --

"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:

Updates from 6:30am

@CheetohFace: I'm going to start a diary about me and my wife's new diet. Day 8: My wife just threatened to kill me.

@terabear4ever: Dear face wash commercials, nobody splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet

@mishakey: I basically drive like a Mario Kart character but with less banana peels and more cussing.

Updates from 8:30am

@GarreTheFerret: Googled the definition of a will: it’s a dead giveaway

@CloydRivers: Wearin' boots and flannel makes the honeys crave your touch, just like paintin' flames on a truck gives it more horsepowers. It's science.

@joshgondelman: Going to take out some of my anxiety by yelling at sports. I've become everyone's dad!

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