"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30
@emmyblotnick: Sigh. 15 years of Soundgarden and yet not one single soundvegetable.
@joshgondelman: I'll never be too legit to quit. Hoping to get just legit enough to be laid off with generous severance.
@SimplyMattD: Enough about the gum, Bazooka Joe. I'd like to know why you're 12 and missing an eye.
Updates from 8:30
@ashdal2012: Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up?
@D_Cummins: "Who's laughing now?" is the only thing I want said at my funeral. And I want it said straight faced. And whispered.
@weinerdog4life: I put my pants on like everyone else, by jumping in them after a series of cartwheels and awarded points by a Russian juge.
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