"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30
@Shock_Monster: I am going to go on record saying there is no event that can't be improved with the addition of a pinata.
@stevenshepperd: Seriously mom, it's hard for me to write dope rhymes with you vacuuming.
@JermHimselfish: If you're a woman and you're not mad at a man right now then you're doing it right.
Updates from 8:30
@brakco: Papercuts are just gentle reminders that trees are still in control here. Don't f*ck with trees they will cut you.
@TheMichaelRock: Is it just me or did John Cougar know a little too much about Jack and Diane's relationship? F*cking weirdo stalker.
@ilovepie84: "Theeeeeeeeey're taking my foot!" -Tony the Tiger suffering from severe diabetes after years of eating Frosted Flakes.