"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30
@AliciaHawkes: If I don't hear every day from every single one of my facebook friends about how much they love their spouse I don't sleep a wink.
@NickMcNevich: I'll fall for anybody that kisses my neck in the right spot. So yeah, I dated the goat from the petting zoo for a while.
@PanettaSexyTime: Baby caterpillars should be called kittenpillars.
Updates from 8:30am
@Spotzwoj: The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.
@sToTle: Gambling addiction hotlines would be so much more effective if every 10th caller was a winner.
@Breadery: I spend my weekends farting in libraries and then shushing people that complain.
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See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty
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