"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30am
@duplicitron: We toilet papered this house so hard that it turned into a mummy then started moaning and building pyramids everywhere.
@daveihl: Before posing for a photo, take a second to make sure you're attractive.
@Nickadoo: "You must be over the age of 17 to see this, but under the age of 12 to enjoy this." -90% of R-Rated movies.
Updates from 8:30am
@MrPhetz Instead of fisticuffs I engage in sophisticuffs wherein I match wits with a rival by making wine paring suggestions. Also I carry a knife.
@theyearofelan: A cactus is just a plant with daddy issues.
@boring_as_heck: yeah im all about raising awareness, just be aware. be aware of things, and stuff. just want to make sure you are aware.
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See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty