"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30am
@michaeljdawson: I prefer to wreck myself before I check myself
@EvilPandaX: Is their a Jehovah Witness Protection Program?
@H0TMessBarbie: THe Energizer bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery.
Updates from 8:30am
@Mike_Wrong: Accidentally backed into my neighbor's car 53 times this morning
@ChrisThayerSays: I like my women like I like my tea: hot and with a string hanging out.
@shaneparvin: I have to laugh at the gangsta rappers who brag about the murders they've done, and then whine about you illegally downloading their music.
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See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty