"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30am
@yoyoha - 1. No news is good news 2. Good news is good news 3. Bad news is bad news 4. Good news about someone else is just okay news
@TheThryll - Do you think a snake gets that "new haircut feeling" everytime it sheds its skin and/or get a haircut?
@danguterman - HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA: Stop embarrassing yourself. You're thirty-one.
Updates from 8:30am
@grantpa - Agh! Just realized you can't blackmail anybody with naked pictures of yourself.
@robfee - Rick Moranis wouldn't have let Mark Sanchez play on the Little Giants.
@bazecraze - Guys giving each other advice about women always makes me think of a group of monkeys trying to figure out an iPad.
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See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty