"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30am
@thepatrickwalsh - 10 years ago today I married my best friend. My wife was furious.
@aspersioncast - How long do you have to work at KFC before they make your a colonel?
@lesliegrope - New idea: Cats hanging out at a Brazilian steakhouse - Fogo de Meow
Updates from 8:30am
@changetopics - A sane woman is like a unicorn or the mighty sasquatch
@StellaRtwot - I would only want to bungee jump if I could slap someone at the bottom and bounce away while giving them the finger.
@MrsRupertPupkin - My therapist confirmed that I'm dying alone, then let out a loud MEOW. We laughed & laughed.
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See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty
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