@JennyJohnsonHi5 - I watched a kid have an epic meltdown in the cereal aisle. I'm taking his side, Cheerios are not Fruit Loops. His mom was being a c*nt.
@MrPhetz - name your dog Good Boy to double the effect of positive reinforcement and make negative reinforcement downright confusing
@boring_as_heck - just listened to 2 classic rock radio DJs extol the virtues of bacon for like 10 minutes. one of them used the phrase "bacon balla." Kill me