Updates from Shmonty's Social Media 03/12/13:
@Scdavis24 There's only two ingredients In trail mix. . . M&M's and disappointment
@LegionLivesHere They say you are what you eat...but I don't recall ever eating a sexy beast?
@jtrulez I hate it when auto-correct changes "Haha!" to "Hahahahaha!...I'm mildly amused at your text, not a raving lunatic.
@2loony1 Opportunity may have knocked. I wouldn't know; I never answer my door.
@shkeeber Are you ugly? Only take pics with adorable puppies. Problem solved. You’re welcome.
@thenoahkinsey When I was a kid, there were times where I wished I was adopted. If my parents ever read my Tweets, that feeling would probably be mutual.
@Kause187 I'm a grown ass man don't tell me how to spend my money! Lifetime supply of Kit-Kats please.
@bestlizard Have lots of plans this week, so no time for twitter. HA! Just kidding. Covered in cats as I type this. Talk to you tomorrow.
@baconNmeggs Funny how people who have their kids names and birthdays tattooed on them are always the ones who look like they'd forget that information
@Playing_Dad My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. She's now passed out on the kitchen floor. I don't negotiate with terrorists.
@RomoForTheWin I like how I can wear my New Era fitted hat for like 7 days before it starts smelling like the intestines of a severely obese dead guy.
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See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty
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