Updates from Shmonty's Social Media 03/06/13:
@Lani_Hayden Why don't they take hoarders and make them switch houses with obsessive compulsive cleaners. Best idea....ever.
@lilgapeach30 I have OCDC. It's where I salute those who are about to rock but in alphabetical order, last names first.
@OConnellComedy If someone pronounces Chipotle "chipoltay" legally you can kill them
@MoistPork I'm designing a pregnancy test that bursts into confetti if you're not pregnant.
@SuperApple8 My "tall, dark, and handsome" is quickly becoming "breathing, not breathing, or whatever."
@hidingfromme My resume is really just a list of things I never want to do again.
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See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty
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