Updates from Shmonty's Social Media 02/26/13:
@TheCiscoKidder Judging by how many times I used the word "skills" in my last tweet, I was pretty drunk. AND I didn't get laid, so I was also a liar.
@naazihah The Very Hungry Caterpillar taught me that I can binge eat carbs and then take a two week nap and I'll become beautiful.
@IamEnidColeslaw Thanks to the internet we can spend our paychecks in 5 minutes without even wearing pants
@mishakey My fitted sheet popped me in the face this morning and I shadow boxed for like 10 minutes before I realized what happened.
@kelkulus When I get to somebody's house, I text them, because knocking on doors is for poor people.
@NotJPo It is important to get people to notice you. Start fights. Have tantrums. Be hurtful. Do whatever it takes. You’re special.
See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty