Updates from Shmonty's Social Media 02/18/13:
@roadkill3x I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil.
@goolicker Somebody just said Hendrix and Zeppelin are overrated, now I'm facing assault charges.
@mintchevette I will keep challenging this guy at the unemployment office to dance offs until he finds me a job or asks me out on a date.
@tryped If naps had a taste, I bet they'd be so delicious.
@Bunnydurden I hope it's understood that "Let's hang out again soon" actually means "I'd rather die in a fire than commit to future plans with you".
@SCbchbum Unless your pet names for each other are your online banking passwords, I don’t ever need to hear them.
See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty