Updates from Shmonty's Social Media 02/15/13:
@MelvinofYork My friend sent me an invitation to an “Interactive Murder Mystery Dinner” which is great because I’ve always wanted to decline one of those.
@ImKevinito This baby thinks he's cool now that he can walk. Maybe he should walk his baby ass somewhere and get a job or do something with his life.
@BBQJones28 At what age do women become permanently mad?
@chrisanna4real If it's not inappropriate I'm probably not having much fun doing it.
@Blondiethegood I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting.
@ClownOrb Ain't nothing wrong with a little bump and grind, despite the complaints from the other guys in this steam room
See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty