Updates From Shmonty's Social Media 02/13/13:
@RadOrDie Right before I die, I'm going to say "I left 5 million dollars in the..." and then boom, I'm dead.
@mojo_bones_ My favorite pain medication rhymes with Shmalcohol.
@Humor_Fetish People who wear Superman shirts are reliably the least super people on the planet
@myles_morrison If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think "now it's their problem."
@_correctomundo I love that part of relationships when people don't know they hate each other yet.
@osigat You don't have to go to church to believe. I believe I have a hangover & I'm not even out of bed yet.
See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty