Updates from Shmonty's Social Media 02/12/13:
@Jimmywibbles In case you missed it, I was named 2012 Twitter Rookie of the Year in a secret ballot held at a secret time and unveiled at my house.
@daemonic3 No, I am NOT addicted to these painkillers! Lots of people get their wisdom teeth removed every weekend.
@JeniScagnetti If my tweets suck, it’s just a reflection of the person reading them.
@illTortuga I hate when a girl wants me to tell her "my feelings" or "how I got in her apartment".
@Steelers1972 My signature move is waving back at someone who's actually waving at another person.
@UncensoredGirl_ The best part of Valentine's day is when it's over and all the chocolate goes on sale.
See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty