Updates from Shmonty's Social Media 02/08/13:
@SeanEmeny I like to blame my problems on others. Because there’s no “I” in the word “responsibility.” Well there is, but that’s not my fault
@INeed_AnAdult Taking a picture doing the finger mustache pose, is an efficient way to say "I can't throw a baseball".
@pizzajaynow If I was told to pick one word to describe myself, I'd go with ” doesn't pay attention to instructions.”
@hlpmee Why do I love my husband? Little things. He turns on the heat for me before he leaves for work. In summer, it's kind of a dick move though.
@SeanX3 Fool me once—shame on you. Fool me twice—hey, you’re good at this!
@hazelmotes1 If my son's science project is to see how annoying he can be before I kill him then he's almost done.
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See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty
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