Updates from Shmonty's Social Media 02/07/13:
@lawyerthoughts If you see me in court you'd think I was furiously taking notes, but 9 times out of 10, I'm usually drawing a t-rex eating a witness.
Carrying a briefcase would only make me feel more professional until it burst open and 6lbs of cheesecake spilled all over the floor.
If my stuffed Care Bears have taught me anything, it's that men are easily spooked by decapitated Care Bear heads in their gym bags.
Taking my 4 year old to a science fair and I'm pretty sure all of my answers to his questions will be, "I don't know, buddy".
Are female salamanders called salawomanders and am I really legally allowed to vote?
Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably cut it down to like 5 or 10 letters cause who the hell uses x
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