Updates from Shmonty's Social Media 02/07/13:
@lawyerthoughts If you see me in court you'd think I was furiously taking notes, but 9 times out of 10, I'm usually drawing a t-rex eating a witness.
@claire_mudie Carrying a briefcase would only make me feel more professional until it burst open and 6lbs of cheesecake spilled all over the floor.
@Adar79Angie If my stuffed Care Bears have taught me anything, it's that men are easily spooked by decapitated Care Bear heads in their gym bags.
@Brianhopecomedy Taking my 4 year old to a science fair and I'm pretty sure all of my answers to his questions will be, "I don't know, buddy".
@MattElGato Are female salamanders called salawomanders and am I really legally allowed to vote?
@KAVanderwoude Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably cut it down to like 5 or 10 letters cause who the hell uses x
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See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty
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