Updates from Shmonty's Social Media 02/06/13:
@CrackYouWhip If you think for even a second that bribing me with donuts will work then I will take 3 glazed.
@MyHairyLife Kids need boundaries or as I like to call them - electric fences.
@AristotlesNZ I'm not "book smart" but I can't say I'm "street smart" either since that implies I leave the house. Is there such a thing as "couch smart"?
@WilliamAder Pretty sure that E-trade baby embezzled money from me.
@The_Dorkster We're playing this new family game where we all look up from our phones and try to guess what movies been on the TV for the last hour.
@Coastiefish It's easier to act your age when no one knows how old you are.
See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty