Updates from Shmonty's Social Media:
@BelBivBrando I've always found oxymorons amusing. Like "jumbo shrimp," "living dead," or "Cedric the Entertainer."
@autocorrects I've come to realize that if a Facebook profile picture has two people in it, It always belongs to the uglier one.
@cfishing If you can't get hammered on Butter Rum Lifesavers how in the hell are they lifesavers?
@JasonBerlin Cilantro is something you either love or hate or like a medium amount or don’t care about or don’t know about.
@KathyRoad At my parents house, watching my mom sniff clothes before she puts them in the washer. This is living.
@robyn_vo Started running again, made it 20 feet and puked. Taking a cab home.
See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty