"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30am
@hitbycars Whenever I use a public restroom, I always narrate what I'm doing to let other people in the room know that I'm in control.
@bazecraze No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, stupid.
@diaper_wolf is a local goose terrorizing YOU? you're not alone and there is support available. reach out.
Updates from 9:30am
@Squirreljustice If you refer to your pets as fur babies, I'll crane kick you in the gunt before you get to the verb of your sentence.
@DJRotaryRachel Did you make out with a stranger at Pink Floyd LaserDome in 1987? I have your lighter.
@DamienFahey Nothing screams crazy more than the Facebook friend who changes their profile picture every other day.
To contribute or just follow along, follow me on Twitter and Facebook.
See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty
Add comment