"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30am
@MikeDrucker I think we can all agree that the main point of Scooby-Doo is that old people are evil.
@5_oclock_shadow Just saw a guy with an eyepatch driving a Nissan Arrghmada.
@scullymike Very uncomfortable to sit in a movie theater and hear the "N" word so many times. Way to go, Wreck-It-Ralph.
Updates from 9:30am
@MrsRupertPupkin Cats are like boyfriends but more real.
@AmberTozer Sometimes I think I'm doing pretty well for my age and other times I remember that I'm not 12
@RobinMcCauley Must be something wrong with this ATM- it won't stop laughing.