Updates from 6:30am
@kevnasto Apparently: saying "are those pants made of bacon? Cause you look like a pig in em" is NOT the best pick up line.
@charliedelta7 I just saw a guy without a case on his phone. I like to live as dangerously the next guy, but that's just crazy.
@weinerdog4life You think you're weird? When I was 7 I wanted my nickname to be Kevin.
Updates from 9:30am
@Baseclogger Jay-Z went from being a drug dealer in Brooklyn to being a part of the Presidential Inauguration. If that ain't America idk what is.
@justinshanes The proper response when you receive a bottle of wine is to immediately Google it and then shout out the price.
@ChaseMit I hope Manti Te'o has better luck with his new girlfriend, Jessica Realperson.