"Updates from Shmonty's Social Media" as read on the air today:
Updates from 6:30am
@nachosarah if you're a bass player do you watch while everyone else in your band has sex or do you just listen from the hallway
@yoyoha FYI: if you ask more than zero questions when ordering at Chipotle the people behind you in line will murder you.
@DamienFahey Good luck hearing the sound a near-empty bottle of ketchup makes when you squeeze it and not thinking of Al Roker.
Updates from 9:30am
@PaulyPeligroso I had to order 4 drinks at McDonald's so they wouldn't think that all 50 Chicken McNuggets were for me.
@ChaseMit Getting a lot of weird looks in this bar, either b/c I'm the only Falcons fan or b/c I'm yelling GO SPORTS and all the TVs are turned to CNN
@WalterLacy Just heard someone say "Wastey Pants". Excuse me while I high-five this person's face and take their drink.
See you on the interwebs! -Shmonty