@IamEnidColeslaw When I was little I wanted to be a mermaid when I grew up, so I guess you could say I'm a giant failure
@BoobsRadley Here's a tip for striking up a fun conversation with a stranger in line at a chain coffee shop: don't, ever.
Updates from 9:30am
@tetiastroud if there was an olympic event for waking up to the sound of yr dog about to throw up & racing him to the bthrm- im pretty sure id take gold.
@badbanana Guys, know what you're getting into if someone offers you one. A chocolate lab is a dog, not an awesome room for your house.
@woodmuffin Please stop praying for my grandpa u are making him too strong. He broke out of the hospital & cops say their tasers don't work on him :(