@RobinMcCauley - "My cat eats too much food then throws it up. EVERY DAY. I swear to God if she keeps it up she is going to look amazing."
@anthonyjeselnik - "I don't know what I'd do if anything ever happened to my girlfriend. But first, I'd probably burn my clothes."
@seriouslyemily - "I'd be calmer defusing a bomb after four Red Bulls than watching someone else use my laptop."
See you on the interweb! -Shmonty