Submit your posts to me on Twitter and Facebook and you could be famous like these three wonderful individuals:
@theyearofelan - "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number, will you call my phone? I can't find it."
@VagiNarcissist - "I like to ask about 6-10 questions about the wine list then order a Coors Light."
@MrsRupertPupkin - "I can tell my ex STILL isn't over me by the way he's ignoring my calls & starting a family with a girl named "Colleen."
See you on the interweb! -Shmonty
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