@theyearofelan - "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number, will you call my phone? I can't find it."
@VagiNarcissist - "I like to ask about 6-10 questions about the wine list then order a Coors Light."
@MrsRupertPupkin - "I can tell my ex STILL isn't over me by the way he's ignoring my calls & starting a family with a girl named "Colleen."
See you on the interweb! -Shmonty