Shmonty's Guide to Understanding "Hipsters"

Working with Hippie, I could write a book with all I've learned about "Hipsters".

Just The Facts:

1. The hipster rebels against social norms by paying way more attention to them than anyone else.
2. Every aspect of hipster culture amounts to little more than a elaborate pissing contest.
3. "They were, like, totally better before they went mainstream and sold out. I saw them with like 10 other people."

Instead I'll direct you to a wonderfully written article that breaks down the Hipster menace:

Behold the Hipster!