We've had this discussion before, but now there is proof: hipsters in skinny jeans are less likely to reproduce. Apparently, doctors across the control say that you are at risk of low infertility and even more prone to infections.
While some of us have heard the rumour, it is now considered a confirmed theory.
The good news is that we now know that Hippie Dom can't reproduce.
-Mike Brilliant, the Softest Hands In Radio