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Brilliant Bashes Baltimore

As the big game is just a few days away, the rivalry between San Francisco and Baltimore is heating up.

Earlier today on the show, we talked about how a lot of people are rooting for San Francisco over Baltimore.  I not only agree that the 49ers should win, but found it interesting that not many people want the Ravens to prevale.  But I've done my research and came up with a theory why.  

 

This annoying video.

 

My thoughts:

"Charm City" isn't that charming.  Infact, there is no charm at all.

The Maryland accent is the worst accent in the United States.

I bet they all have crabs.

 

Thanks to the Baltimore Police Department for wasting my time with that video.  If I am ever in Baltimore in the winter, I plan to get even by running a stop sign in below freezing temperature just so they have to get out of their cars and stand out in the cold.  I'll cooperate....just slowly.

 

-Mike Brilliant, the Softest Hands In Radio



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