As you celebrate the holidays with your loving family, please take a moment to pray for Cardinals Wide Reciever Early Ducet. Nobody's having a more miserable Christmas than that poor guy. It was gonna be the greatest comeback in Cards history. He was wide open in the end zone. The pass was right in his hands. And he tripped over his own feet.
Not only did Early dash our hopes for a playoff birth, but for the rest of his life, he'll be remembered as the guy who tripped over a blade of grass during the biggest play of the season.
Wherever you are, Early Ducet, Merry Christmas. I know you're sad today, but take solace in the fact that you're a multi-millionaire. You could be working at a gas station. And next year, you probably will be.