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10 Hilarious Rider Requests

artist: misc date: 01/06/2012 category: entertainment
 
rating: 9.3 / votes: 3 
   

We round up some of the funniest backstage rider requests from major rock and pop artists. "Spoiled? Moi?"

 

Metallica

Maybe it's Lars Ulrich's Danish heratige, but there is a very clear and specific request on the Metallica rider. Can you guess what it is?*

"BACON VERY IMPORTANT THAT BACON BE AVAILABLE AT EVERY MEAL AND DURING DAY"

*Clue: it's bacon.

 

Motley Crue

Who dares to call rock stars outlandish when they make such simple requests, as exemplified by Motley Crue?

Included on their perfectly reasonable list are:

 

  • A schedule for local Alcoholics’ Anonymous meeting
  • A sub-machine gun
  • A 12-foot-long boa constrictor
  • Most importantly, a jar of Grey Poupon mustard. Because between all the drinking and shooting, they're really quite posh.

     

    Marilyn Manson

    You might be surprised to hear that the man whose looks like a drawing on a tamborine actially loves sweets. But not just any sweets - he prefers Haribo. Don't buy another brand of gummis, because Manson will officialy lose his s--t.

    Oh, and don't forget the bald-headed, toothless hooker … What do you mean your intern can't source hookers? This is the music business!

     

    Iggy Pop and the Stooges

    Where do we start? The Stooges famously have one of the funniest riders in history, with 18 pages of rambling and internal monologues which might as well win a Pulitzer.

    Among the wealth of confused equipments demands ("4 or possibly 5 guitar stands. Ooh, I've got to make a decision. Oh alright then, five. Or maybe six… or a guitar rack. Yes.") are a request for seven dwarfs to be dress as if they were due to meet Snow White. But ever the gentlemen, the rider states that taller people are acceptable “It’s attitude, more than height, that’s important here.”

     

    Guns N’ Roses

    Learn from Axl Rose's ego, because it might earn you an induction to the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame too one day.

    First, he wants hot water and honey. Quite reasonable for a singer, but not when he insists on the "Sue Bee brand only". Tut tut - everyone know pure English honey is the world's finest. And that ain't trollin'.

    Among his food requests are a rib-eye steak dinner, a large pepperoni pizza, a deli tray with a heavy emphasis on lean roast beef, ham, and turkey and a bottle of Dom Perignon. Hey Axl, treat yourself! This stuff must be easy to source in a venue.

    His bandmates were less demanding, with simple requests for lots of chips, nuts, exotic fruits, and cheese. But then, for the afterparty, they'll be needing four cases of beer, two fifths of Jack Daniel’s, two fifths of Stolichnaya vodka, two bottles of Chardonnay, and a bottle of Jagermeister.

    And two bottles of carrot juice.

    And porn.

    Then cigarettes. Possibly in that order.

     

    Poison

    There's no unreasonable food requests from this lot, but their contract requires that all the venue's smoke and fire detectors be switched off due to the band’s flair for flares.

    Might the hoarde of explosions explain their request for an American Sign Language interpreter for the band’s deaf fans. Either the explosions are causing the audience some serious hearing problems, or the fans were deaf before the got into Poison anyway. Ahem.

     

    Paul McCartney

    Mr McCartney loves the planet as much as he loves taking acid. That's why the former Beatle won't ride in a limo with leather seats or stand for leather or animal print furniture in his dressing room.

    He insists on vegan food too, which is fair enough - but as spotted by the Smoking Gun website, the singer requests 24 bars of Ivory soap which contain trace amounts of animal fats.

     

    Adele

    The Brit soul singer insists on two packs of " the best quality European lager beer." Don't accidently slip a Budweiser into that rider - Adele makes it clear that "North American beer is NOT acceptable."

     

    Boy George

    We all know the Culture Club singer had problems with drugs, but you'd think he's try and keep it under wraps. But no; Boy George asks for nothing less than a "CRACK OIL MACHINE". Let's be honest, we didn't even know they existed. That's because he has the equivalent of a Phd in drugs, and we don't. That's some pro s--t right there.

     

    Gnarles Barkley

    It's not clear which of the two members of Gnarls Barkley asked for which, but we'd guess that one spends the night with company and the other spends the night alone:

    "Dressing Room #1: One pack of magnum condoms

    Dressing Room #2: One pack of men's white athletic socks (at least two pair)"

    Did we miss any hilarious rider requests? Do you have funny stories from playing gigs and having fun backstage? Share your stories in the comments.

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    -60    

    Eirien wrote on 01/06/2012 - 09:56 am / quote |

    Adele

    The Brit soul singer insists on two packs of " the best quality European lager beer." Don't accidently slip a Budweiser into that rider - Adele makes it clear that "North American beer is NOT acceptable."

    Everyone knows Heineken is the best beer in the world. That's not an unusual request.

    +17    

    KnotParkDay wrote on 01/06/2012 - 10:17 am / quote |

    Van Halen?
    +38    

    PelfPanders wrote on 01/06/2012 - 10:29 am / quote |

    Uhum, @#1

    You do know that most Dutch people list Heineken in their 3 least favorite brands of beer.

    -15    

    Eirien wrote on 01/06/2012 - 10:33 am / quote |

    PelfPanders wrote:

    Uhum, @#1

    You do know that most Dutch people list Heineken in their 3 least favorite brands of beer.

    Most Dutch people are weird. I'll probably stop drinking beer all together when I move over there though.

    +24    

    UGtom wrote on 01/06/2012 - 10:34 am / quote |

    KnotParkDay wrote:

    Van Halen?

    Van Halen's rider is so spectacular that it will get its own post when they start to tour.

    -2    

    Tarsplitter wrote on 01/06/2012 - 10:54 am / quote |

    Moi.
    +31    

    iommi600 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 10:58 am / quote |

    lol, Guns N' Roses can have all the girls they want, but still they watch porn.

    that's what I call self love.

    +17    

    Megadeth2011 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:09 am / quote |

    I'm surprised the Foo's tour rider didn't make this list. It's a masterpiece.
    +16    

    james4 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:10 am / quote |

    The foo fighter's rider is in the form of an activity book!
    I'm surprised that one got missed
    +7    

    james4 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:10 am / quote |

    Damn..one minute too slow
    +5    

    godisasniper wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:13 am / quote |

    Megadeth2011 wrote:

    I'm surprised the Foo's tour rider didn't make this list. It's a masterpiece.

    yeah I was just expecting to see a link to that. Every one of them that they've done for the past few years has been gold - the coloring book from last year being particularly hilarious.

    +58    

    Section 5 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:14 am / quote |

    Wow...no food on Adele's rider? Weird.
    +13    

    jurnag12 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:18 am / quote |

    Eirien wrote:

    PelfPanders wrote:

    Uhum, @#1

    You do know that most Dutch people list Heineken in their 3 least favorite brands of beer.

    Most Dutch people are weird. I'll probably stop drinking beer all together when I move over there though.

    If you think Heineken is the best, you should try some Jupiler or Grolsch when you get over here. That stuff is fantastic.

    +13    

    LeakyFlask wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:20 am / quote |

    Just recently read Slayer's rider which includes hand sanitizers, hand satanizers and a DVD box set of Hogan's Heroes.
    +4    

    Kapalen wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:22 am / quote |

    Most artists put weird stuff into the rider to make sure they're paying attention and that the actually important stuff gets done
    +6    

    rawkmaster wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:26 am / quote |

    Shinedown... "2 scented candles, 2 religious candles, and one special surprise." We baked them a chocolate penis cake. They were surprised someone actually read their rider and tried.

    Sick Puppies: 1 garden gnome. But only on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday shows.

    +30    

    drmrfzl wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:29 am / quote |

    "You might be surprised to hear that the man whose looks like a drawing on a tamborine actially loves sweets..."

    I'm sorry, what?

    +1    

    TokoBali wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:31 am / quote |

    Haribo macht kinder froh!

    And jurnag12 knows his sh*t.

    -4    

    Eirien wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:40 am / quote |

    jurnag12 wrote:

    Eirien wrote:

    PelfPanders wrote:

    Uhum, @#1

    You do know that most Dutch people list Heineken in their 3 least favorite brands of beer.

    Most Dutch people are weird. I'll probably stop drinking beer all together when I move over there though.

    If you think Heineken is the best, you should try some Jupiler or Grolsch when you get over here. That stuff is fantastic.

    I quite like Grolsch and Oranjeboom's OK but not tried Jupiler. Heineken just tastes more refreshing to me than any other lager.

    +8    

    Zombow wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:46 am / quote |

    BACON!
    +30    

    MetalMullet wrote on 01/06/2012 - 12:02 pm / quote |

    Eirien wrote:

    Adele

    The Brit soul singer insists on two packs of " the best quality European lager beer." Don't accidently slip a Budweiser into that rider - Adele makes it clear that "North American beer is NOT acceptable."

    Everyone knows Heineken is the best beer in the world. That's not an unusual request.

    Heineken? Tss, it's like having sex in a canoe. F*cking close to water.

    +13    

    the_modfather wrote on 01/06/2012 - 12:27 pm / quote |

    I can understand the bacon, that's perfectly reasonable. That much bacon should be in every home
    +3    

    thrash-it-up wrote on 01/06/2012 - 12:36 pm / quote |

    Foo Fighter's rider from their latest tour, that was pretty hilarious
       

    fastlanestoner wrote on 01/06/2012 - 12:37 pm / quote |

    this is pure win!
    +10    

    Lacebad wrote on 01/06/2012 - 12:54 pm / quote |

    HEINEKEN IS A TERRIBLE BEER. saying Heineken is a good beer is like saying getting a kick in the balls constitutes good foreplay.
    +10    

    lefty311 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 01:09 pm / quote |

    I aboslutely agree with Manson. Haribo gummie bears are the tits. No other gummie compares.
    +9    

    biff022 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 01:09 pm / quote |

    This article reads like I am in 7th grade with ADHD... Come on man! Get it together UG!
    +3    

    Yumatira wrote on 01/06/2012 - 02:28 pm / quote |

    jurnag12 wrote:

    Eirien wrote:

    PelfPanders wrote:

    Uhum, @#1

    You do know that most Dutch people list Heineken in their 3 least favorite brands of beer.

    Most Dutch people are weird. I'll probably stop drinking beer all together when I move over there though.

    If you think Heineken is the best, you should try some Jupiler or Grolsch when you get over here. That stuff is fantastic.

    Or Hertog Jan Mmmmmm
    Here is a website with some lists: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstage

       

    ParasiticTwins wrote on 01/06/2012 - 02:45 pm / quote |

    I know The Prodigy's consists of 4 bottles of £90 tequila, which is actually pretty boss.
    +1    

    zeppelin1234 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 03:06 pm / quote |

    Eirien wrote:

    Adele

    The Brit soul singer insists on two packs of " the best quality European lager beer." Don't accidently slip a Budweiser into that rider - Adele makes it clear that "North American beer is NOT acceptable."

    Everyone knows Heineken is the best beer in the world. That's not an unusual request.

    Heiniken tastes like piss.
    You guys should try Club Colombia (a premium colombian beer)... That is the real deal!

       

    Chronologo wrote on 01/06/2012 - 03:10 pm / quote |

    KnotParkDay wrote:

    Van Halen?

    wasn't the one of the 1982 or 1984 tour that was really but really hilarious, I think that was the one with the m&m thing.

    +4    

    GeekInThePink wrote on 01/06/2012 - 03:25 pm / quote |

    I'm no Manson fan, but good for him that he knows good candy. I don't think that's a ridiculous request at all.
    -3    

    mafuhungy wrote on 01/06/2012 - 04:14 pm / quote |

    iommi600 wrote:

    lol, Guns N' Roses can have all the girls they want, but still they watch porn.

    that's what I call self love.

    I know many many girls hey couldnt get lol...

    +11    

    L2112Lif wrote on 01/06/2012 - 04:18 pm / quote |

    One-thousand brown m&m's in a shot glass...
    +1    

    metallica-#1 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 04:20 pm / quote |

    too much.. sarcasm.. in the article..
       

    DavyG707 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 04:44 pm / quote |

    i don't get these things....
       

    kgesme21 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 06:09 pm / quote |

    Eirien wrote:

    Adele

    The Brit soul singer insists on two packs of " the best quality European lager beer." Don't accidently slip a Budweiser into that rider - Adele makes it clear that "North American beer is NOT acceptable."

    Everyone knows Heineken is the best beer in the world. That's not an unusual request.

    Dude, Heineken isn't even the best beer in its own country. Carlsberg wipes the floor with it. But seriously? No NA beers? Pretty sure the American Micro and Craft Beer market is the best out there right now.

       

    Alpha_Wolf wrote on 01/06/2012 - 06:23 pm / quote |

    I guess I'm the only one that doesn't know what a "rider" is. Oh well. And all of you can shut up about which beer is better already. It's all a matter of opinion.
    -3    

    gnfnrs wrote on 01/06/2012 - 06:27 pm / quote |

    Molson Canadian is the best beer
    +4    

    guy_mtx wrote on 01/06/2012 - 06:30 pm / quote |

    I don't understand why they demand such wasteful quantities of food. I mean- steak, pizza AND a platter of roast meats? Every single time you perform?
    +1    

    ne14t wrote on 01/06/2012 - 06:35 pm / quote |

    In comment to the Crack Oil Machine, if I am not mistaken that is a type of fogger machine that uses high pressure air to inject the oil based fogger liquid instead of heating it up which is thought to make the fog carcinogenic.

    The beer thing is funny too because people in NA will think a lot of European beers are good, but the people in Europe will say otherwise, I had some British chaps on a cruise ship refer to Stella Artois as "Wife Beater"

    +3    

    FDJ wrote on 01/06/2012 - 07:00 pm / quote |

    kgesme21 wrote:

    Eirien wrote:

    Adele

    The Brit soul singer insists on two packs of " the best quality European lager beer." Don't accidently slip a Budweiser into that rider - Adele makes it clear that "North American beer is NOT acceptable."

    Everyone knows Heineken is the best beer in the world. That's not an unusual request.

    Dude, Heineken isn't even the best beer in its own country. Carlsberg wipes the floor with it. But seriously? No NA beers? Pretty sure the American Micro and Craft Beer market is the best out there right now.

    Carlsberg is Danish, not Dutch...

    In my opinion,Grolsch is the best beer that the Netherlands has to offer.

    -4    

    Kyleisthename wrote on 01/06/2012 - 07:34 pm / quote |

    Why didn't they call them rodies, what the hell is a rider?
    +6    

    CJMusics wrote on 01/06/2012 - 07:51 pm / quote |

    I bet Steel Panthers would be funny as hell
       

    PatVanHalen5150 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 07:57 pm / quote |

    Clearly Adele hasn't had Sam Adams Boston Lager.
    +4    

    mpk3432 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 08:52 pm / quote |

    steel panthers would just be a shitload of condoms, 4 penis pumps and a tonne of viagra XD
       

    johnny.3108 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 09:00 pm / quote |

    Can someone explain to me what the term 'tour rider' means? Sorry, I'm just not familiar with that word.
       

    Sharp_as_steel wrote on 01/06/2012 - 09:08 pm / quote |

    FDJ wrote:

    kgesme21 wrote:

    Eirien wrote:

    Adele

    The Brit soul singer insists on two packs of " the best quality European lager beer." Don't accidently slip a Budweiser into that rider - Adele makes it clear that "North American beer is NOT acceptable."

    Everyone knows Heineken is the best beer in the world. That's not an unusual request.

    Dude, Heineken isn't even the best beer in its own country. Carlsberg wipes the floor with it. But seriously? No NA beers? Pretty sure the American Micro and Craft Beer market is the best out there right now.

    Carlsberg is Danish, not Dutch...

    In my opinion,Grolsch is the best beer that the Netherlands has to offer.

    And Heineken is finish, what does belgium have to do with it? Except of course that Malheur Donke 12% is the fountain of youth.

    +1    

    Chronologo wrote on 01/06/2012 - 09:11 pm / quote |

    johnny.3108 wrote:

    Can someone explain to me what the term 'tour rider' means? Sorry, I'm just not familiar with that word.

    It's a document where the band or artist states it's requirements to perform, from technical stuff (amplifiers, console's channel lists, etc..) to more personal things (drinks, stuff to eat, and some really weird stuff)

    -1    

    GenerationKILL wrote on 01/06/2012 - 09:16 pm / quote |

    Eirien wrote:

    Adele

    The Brit soul singer insists on two packs of " the best quality European lager beer." Don't accidently slip a Budweiser into that rider - Adele makes it clear that "North American beer is NOT acceptable."

    Everyone knows Heineken is the best beer in the world. That's not an unusual request.

    ...I had to say something. Are you serious? Heineken is the best beer in the world? For real, did someone do a series of tests to prove this or something???

    OMG!

    -1    

    Mahabajaba wrote on 01/06/2012 - 10:09 pm / quote |

    Let's be fair here, it's possible we're all thinking of different kinds of Heineken. Here in Aus there's imported Dutch Heineken (which is good, not the best mind you) and there's made in Australia Heineken (which is horrible). Same goes for Becks (better than Heineken imo), but really, the essentially point here is that American beer just doesn't hold compared to european. Especially in the lager department.
       

    drgonzo1013 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 10:09 pm / quote |

    i was the runner for brett michaels when he was doing a solo act and had to go get oil and vinegar for his salad and some kind of yogurt (i think yoplait) with splenda
       

    FryingNemo wrote on 01/06/2012 - 10:55 pm / quote |

    I cracked up at the ASL interpreter.
    +2    

    party_on_wayne wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:00 pm / quote |

    PatVanHalen5150 wrote:

    Clearly Adele hasn't had Sam Adams Boston Lager.

    Or Samuel Jackson's Lager. That's some good shit

       

    hamsteroceros wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:05 pm / quote |

    Lacebad wrote:

    HEINEKEN IS A TERRIBLE BEER. saying Heineken is a good beer is like saying getting a kick in the balls constitutes good foreplay.

    Being a horrible beer snob myself, I would tend to agree. Then again, rule 34...

       

    hamsteroceros wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:06 pm / quote |

    Mahabajaba wrote:

    Let's be fair here, it's possible we're all thinking of different kinds of Heineken. Here in Aus there's imported Dutch Heineken (which is good, not the best mind you) and there's made in Australia Heineken (which is horrible). Same goes for Becks (better than Heineken imo), but really, the essentially point here is that American beer just doesn't hold compared to european. Especially in the lager department.

    Actually, ONLY in the lager department.

       

    hexomega77 wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:40 pm / quote |

       

    Chronologo wrote on 01/06/2012 - 11:59 pm / quote |

    Mahabajaba wrote:

    Let's be fair here, it's possible we're all thinking of different kinds of Heineken. Here in Aus there's imported Dutch Heineken (which is good, not the best mind you) and there's made in Australia Heineken (which is horrible). Same goes for Becks (better than Heineken imo), but really, the essentially point here is that American beer just doesn't hold compared to european. Especially in the lager department.

    In my country is the same, they used to import heineken and it was good (average really not the best), and then the biggest beer company here started to make it's own heineken wich I'm sure it's 90% water, it's horrible. I prefer black beers, but I also like lagers.

    -1    

    the_edge17 wrote on 01/07/2012 - 12:48 am / quote |

    LEARN TO SPELL!!!!!
       

    swave75 wrote on 01/07/2012 - 12:50 am / quote |

    Section 5 wrote:

    Wow...no food on Adele's rider? Weird.

    I kinda think she's hot. Just sayin'.

    +2    

    kevindm215 wrote on 01/07/2012 - 02:05 am / quote |

    ne14t wrote:

    I I had some British chaps on a cruise ship refer to Stella Artois as "Wife Beater"

    We call stella wife beater in Ireland to.lol. go on GUINNESS!!!

    +1    

    Dime6String wrote on 01/07/2012 - 02:36 am / quote |

    Eirien wrote:

    PelfPanders wrote:

    Uhum, @#1

    You do know that most Dutch people list Heineken in their 3 least favorite brands of beer.

    Most Dutch people are weird. I'll probably stop drinking beer all together when I move over there though.

    I am half Dutch. Been there several times and trust me, Heineken is crap! They have much better beers there!

       

    Rebel Scum wrote on 01/07/2012 - 05:17 am / quote |

    Eirien wrote:

    PelfPanders wrote:

    Uhum, @#1

    You do know that most Dutch people list Heineken in their 3 least favorite brands of beer.

    Most Dutch people are weird. I'll probably stop drinking beer all together when I move over there though.

    Don't! Heineken in Holland taste unlike any Heineken you've had before.

       

    wurstsuppe666 wrote on 01/07/2012 - 06:04 am / quote |

    Eirien wrote:

    Adele

    The Brit soul singer insists on two packs of " the best quality European lager beer." Don't accidently slip a Budweiser into that rider - Adele makes it clear that "North American beer is NOT acceptable."

    Everyone knows Heineken is the best beer in the world. That's not an unusual request.

    ...yeah and Elvis is alive. Heineken sucks. North American beer sucks.
    German beer wins!

    +4    

    ronhoward wrote on 01/07/2012 - 06:15 am / quote |

    Haha, people read this article and still ask what a rider is? "Um I dunno what a rider is, but this just looks like a list of demands..." +1
    +3    

    phantom_lord586 wrote on 01/07/2012 - 06:26 am / quote |

    Foo Fighters had a recipe for ice:
    get ice tray
    will with water (clean prefered)
    put in freezer wait til frozen
    remove from freezer

    you got to hand it to Dave Grohl

       

    Dries92 wrote on 01/07/2012 - 07:14 am / quote |

    Belgian beer is the best!jupiler or stella artois or Duvel
       

    Fwenx wrote on 01/07/2012 - 07:21 am / quote |

    As someone mentioned above, for some miraculous reason Dutch Heineken (sold in the Netherlands) is piss, and the export (pretty much what is the well-known beer by all of you) is actually way better to drink. That said, I still think the Netherlands has better beers to offer than export Heineken. I always get sick from Grolsch and is imo not by far the greatest beer. Out of the ordinary beers Hertog Jan appeals to me most. This should be exported to all of you guys so you could also rejoice in the liquid of the gods.
    In my perfect world everyone would have nice beer.
       

    gnst wrote on 01/07/2012 - 07:36 am / quote |

    Dries92 wrote:

    Belgian beer is the best!jupiler or stella artois or Duvel

    Or our Trappist beers like Westmalle, Orval, ... !

       

    MonsterOfRock wrote on 01/07/2012 - 08:19 am / quote |

    party_on_wayne wrote:

    PatVanHalen5150 wrote:

    Clearly Adele hasn't had Sam Adams Boston Lager.
    Or Samuel Jackson's Lager. That's some good shit

    Good mother****in choice, mother****er!

    Best European beer I've bad would be Franziskaner, its a German wheat beer. Heineken is nothing compared to it. For lagers though, I'd go with Hofbrau, magnificent stuff!

       

    FDJ wrote on 01/07/2012 - 08:31 am / quote |

    Sharp_as_steel wrote:
    ...

    And Heineken is finish, what does belgium have to do with it? Except of course that Malheur Donke 12% is the fountain of youth.

    Dude, Heineken isn't even the best beer in its own country. Carlsberg wipes the floor with it.

    Well,the last statement implies that Carlsberg comes from the Netherlands. Just sayin'.

       

    Sparda93 wrote on 01/07/2012 - 08:36 am / quote |

    Eirien wrote:

    Adele

    The Brit soul singer insists on two packs of " the best quality European lager beer." Don't accidently slip a Budweiser into that rider - Adele makes it clear that "North American beer is NOT acceptable."

    Everyone knows Heineken is the best beer in the world. That's not an unusual request.

    I drink Heineken almost every weekend, it`s not very good, San Miguel and Estrella Damm, THOSE are beers everybody should try

       

    Sparda93 wrote on 01/07/2012 - 08:40 am / quote |

    Anyone agree that Adele should try out a case of glass bottled San Miguel and Estrella Damm?
    My favorite beers
    -2    

    MrBlob wrote on 01/07/2012 - 08:53 am / quote |

    Just shut it girls. Beer is beer and as long as it's cold and contains alcohol i'm content.
    +1    

    D4CE wrote on 01/07/2012 - 09:13 am / quote |

    OK YOU DUTCH PEOPLE, HEINEKEN IS NOT THE BST BEER IN THE WORLD!

    Belgian Beer owns you in every single way! Jupiler, Duvel, Grimbergen, Hopus, Chimay... Try any of those, and tell me again that Heineken is the best beer in the world..

       

    Lupl wrote on 01/07/2012 - 09:50 am / quote |

    Eirien wrote:

    PelfPanders wrote:

    Uhum, @#1

    You do know that most Dutch people list Heineken in their 3 least favorite brands of beer.

    Most Dutch people are weird. I'll probably stop drinking beer all together when I move over there though.

    I am Dutch. and it's true, Heineken is not my favorite at all. Hertog Jan or Palm, that's the real s--t

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    Thrash Jage wrote on 01/07/2012 - 10:34 am / quote |

    Bacon is a must have!
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    -[NiL]- wrote on 01/07/2012 - 10:42 am / quote |

    I lol'd at Poison having a large enough deaf fanbase to warrant an interpretor.
       

    jetwash69 wrote on 01/07/2012 - 11:10 am / quote |

    Sparda93 wrote:

    Anyone agree that Adele should try out a case of glass bottled San Miguel and Estrella Damm?
    My favorite beers

    Gotta be the San Miguel from the Phillipines with the formaldehyde.

    IMHO, the best beer is English bitter. Preferably John Smith. Guiness rocks, too. There are also a few American microbrew stouts that compare to Guiness, but certainly not the Sam Adams, IMHO. Shiner has some great beers, as does the New Belgium Brewing Co, as far as the national brands go. And you'll find lots of great true microbrews in small rural towns, where they brew batches smaller than 5,000 gallons.

    The only Heineken I've enjoyed was in Egypt; that was a lot better than the Heineken I had in a pub right across the street from the brewery in Amsterdam.

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    ComradSputnik wrote on 01/07/2012 - 11:17 am / quote |

    jetwash69 wrote:

    Sparda93 wrote:

    Anyone agree that Adele should try out a case of glass bottled San Miguel and Estrella Damm?
    My favorite beers

    Gotta be the San Miguel from the Phillipines with the formaldehyde.

    IMHO, the best beer is English bitter. Preferably John Smith. Guiness rocks, too. There are also a few American microbrew stouts that compare to Guiness, but certainly not the Sam Adams, IMHO. Shiner has some great beers, as does the New Belgium Brewing Co, as far as the national brands go. And you'll find lots of great true microbrews in small rural towns, where they brew batches smaller than 5,000 gallons.

    The only Heineken I've enjoyed was in Egypt; that was a lot better than the Heineken I had in a pub right across the street from the brewery in Amsterdam.

    I bet you only enjoyed that heineken cause you walked the whole day through the dessert and it was the first thing you got to drink ...

       

    dial-a-death wrote on 01/07/2012 - 11:34 am / quote |

    Most lager is sh*t, a nice ruby ale can't be beaten. Although those Belgian monks make some nice beers. As to Stellar being called "wife beater", it's because it's stereotypically drunk by skinhead football loving chavs who enagage in that activity. On the few times I drink lager, Bierre Moretti is quite nice, and something like Leffe is quite good. Heineken, Carlesberg and the rest taste like pisswater though.
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    Fwenx wrote on 01/07/2012 - 11:55 am / quote |

    Great discussion on beer, entirely unrelated to the article :p
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    SirWurscht wrote on 01/07/2012 - 12:06 pm / quote |

    Austrian beer is the law!
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    Reagar wrote on 01/07/2012 - 12:20 pm / quote |

    Has anyone ever tried "Kirin Ichiban", Japan's prime brew? Fucking lush, if I ever make a decent amount of money that'll be my main beer
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    ginsufrenzy wrote on 01/07/2012 - 12:38 pm / quote |

    we were in sri lanka, formerly sri lanka. and i was looking for 1000 brown m&m's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.....
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    m4ss3 m/ wrote on 01/07/2012 - 01:19 pm / quote |

    Moi? Like Finnish for "hello"?
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