Sure, he's big, he's scary and he's high on meth. But this time of year, you gotta love Biker Santa. Not only does Biker Santa have an authentic beard and the big belly to go with it, but you can count on Biker Santa to roll through your trailer park with a big sack of toys every year. And unlike the real Santa, Biker Santa won't sneak down your chimney in the middle of the night. You'll hear his sleigh coming from a half mile down the road. If Biker Santa ever visits your mobile home, you need to be prepared. Biker Santa won't be satisfied with cookies and milk, he would prefer a bottle of Jack Daniel's and a big stick of beef jerky. Here's to you Biker Santa. You're usually mad, bad and dangerous to know, but you've got a big heart, a big hog and a big sack of toys.
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