Morning's Blog

Shmonty's Simple Survival Tips

Big bucket won't fit in the sink? Fill it using a dustpan. read more ≫

Shmonty -- 07/26/2012 -- shmonty, Tips, Dustpan

Flowchat: How to Argue With a Woman

Let me break down what I've learned so far... read more ≫

Shmonty -- 07/25/2012 -- shmonty, How to Argue With Women

Shmonty's Simple Survival Tips

Pain in the ass knots in plastic bags read more ≫

Shmonty -- 07/25/2012 -- shmonty, Tips, Plastic Bags

NFL Off-Season Arrest Statistics

Outstanding warrants, marijuana possession and bar fights... oh my! read more ≫

Shmonty -- 07/24/2012 -- shmonty, NFL Arrest Statistics

Inappropriate Workout Equipment

I'll see your Shake Weight and raise you an Ace Power! read more ≫

Shmonty -- 07/24/2012 -- shmonty, Ace Power, Shake Weight

Introducing: The Bugasalt!

Someone please buy me this for my birthday and / or Christmas? Thanks! read more ≫

Shmonty -- 07/23/2012 -- shmonty, Bugasalt

Senator John McCain to Guest Star on 'Parks and Recreation'

Arizona Republican John McCain, along with Senate colleagues Barbara Boxer and Olympia Snowe, will be making a cameo on the fifth season of "Parks and Recreation," NBC said in a press release, The Washington Post reports.McCain et al will be trading cocktail party chatter with Pawnee, Ind., Councilw read more ≫

Shmonty -- 07/23/2012 -- shmonty, John McCain, Parks and Recreation