ELECTION!...VOTE!...DISTRUST!...GREED!...STUPIDITY!…DIVISION!…CORRUPTION!…AMERICA!
It’s that time again! There’s nothing you can do to avoid it. It’s your civic duty. Every four years, you get a chance to express your preference for who *you* think should lead the greatest nation on the planet. Wish we could tell you that we have some amazing way to make this process any less annoying.
Thankfully, we aren’t in that business. We’re every bit as tired of the mud-slinging that seems to go on forever. So, as we get down to the final weeks of the silliness, we’re going to “Mock The Vote” and throw two more options to distract you: Shmonty and NeanderPaul!
This election, we’re giving you the choice between dumb and dumber! Frik n’ Frak! Lost-a-filling & No taste!
You have a choice, and either one pays off…to the tune of $1,000 a day. You can win $500 a pop, just by listening to either Shmonty in the morning or NeanderPaul on your drive home. Yes, they are buying your votes.
Over the next few weeks, both candidates will make their respective pitches, and you have the chance to decide. Either way, YOU win!
Not only will we Rock the Vote, but we will Mock it as well!
Click here for official contest rules.
