A woman in Florida stabbed her boyfriend at 4am yesterday for refusing to have a threesome.
Read more at NBCMiami.com; here is the short of it:
This woman brought another lady home after a night out at the 'Shake Your Booty' nightclub and wanted to have a threesome with her husband. The guy said no. She stabbed him in the eye. While he survived, he proved that he is a smart man. Guys... we ALWAYS SAY NO when the girlfriend/wife asks for a threesome. Saying yes opens up Pandora's box of emotions. In the words of Admiral Ackbar, "It's a trap!"