On average, two people in the U.S. are crushed to death underneath vending machines each year. Please snack responsibly.
Dying in an Airline-Related Terrorist Attack
No one has died in an airplane-related terrorist attack since 9/11. The pat-downs of elderly people and toddlers are really paying off.
Having Identical Quadruplets
Identical quadruplets would be adorable, but you wouldn’t be able to support them because you probably won’t win the lottery…
Mitt Romney has seen these odds and he likes them.
Dying From Bee, Hornet, or Wasp Stings
Who knew bees were so scary? Then again, bees may not be as much of an issue this year.
Dying From Being Left-Handed
It’s a right-handed world. Apparently, a fair number of left-handed people die each year from using right-handed products incorrectly.
There’s more than one way to make money in this world, and movie stardom is a better bet than playing the lottery.
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