Hippie Dom Disclaimer: **Be safe, know your limits and NEVER drink and drive!** :)
Take one sip of a frosty beverage when:
- The commentator tells us how much something cost
- The commentators openly talk about an athlete’s attractiveness
- Anything is compared to the Beijing ceremonies
- You hear the phrase “this is what the Olympics is all about”
- Usain Bolt is hyped up
- A country whose name ends in ‘istan’ appears
- The word “spectacular” or “moment” is mentioned.
- There is a reference to the 1948 London Olympics
- There is an arial shot of the stadium
- The commentators remark on the brilliant ingenuity of the “artificial clouds” inside the stadium -- because that’s what London needs … more rain clouds
- There is a close-up of Hope Solo or Alex Morgan
- An athlete is shown taking a picture on their phone
- A spectator or athlete is shown crying
- A commentator inadvertently mentions how much London public transportation sucks
- An English commentator stresses the importance of “Indian influence in the United Kingdom”
Chug half a frosty beverage every time:
- A farm animal doing something not planned is shown (Finish your bottle if a PETA member tries to go Rambo and ruin the show)
- A flag that has five or more colors in it is shown
- A reference to “Slumdog Millionaire” is made (this might happen more often than you think)
- 15 minutes goes by and a shot of David Beckham doesn’t appear
- Danny Boyle is shown crying
- A Dream Team reference is made
- A mistake in the opening show is made
- A royal family member is shown
Finish the frosty beverage in your hand when:
- An interview is carried out on a spectator who is evidently drunk
- A mistake in the alphabetical order of teams entering the stadium occurs
- A team is made up of only women (this won’t happen)
- A delegation has less than 10 athletes
- Queen Elizabeth II is shown not waving or smiling
Take a shot of a frosty beverage every time:
- A country you have never heard of is mentioned
- A country is only represented by one athlete
- James Bond parachutes into the stadium
- An athlete or performer falls
- A country’s delegation is shown for less than three seconds
Game Over:
Finish every frosty beverage in the house when you see a female athlete representing Saudi Arabia
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