It seems like only days since Thanksgiving, but Thanksgiving is long gone, so is Christmas, and I am sure I ate 3 times my body weight in junk and holiday dinners/ lunches everyday in between the two, not to mention 24/7 snacking on chocolates, cookies, cakes, pies, and ICE CREAM (YEAH!)!
Here at KDKB, everyday in December means another tray of cookies or donuts or Hersey's Kisses, ect, ect, ect. (gotta love it!) At home my Girlfriend is baking something almost daily. Her Fudge is so good that I COULD eat myself into a diabetic coma if she made that much, really, no problem, I could and probably would!!
So between the fudge, candy, turkey, and ham, you couldn't find my Colon with 2 fists and a spot light (If that's not the name of a porn, it should be) !!
You know you have problems when you take a dump as serious as death and STILL don't have room for a glass of water !
but you'll FIND room for fudge!
Year end resolution? A few hours to myself, a stack of magazines, and a BIG box of Colon blow!! Oh yeah, maybe eat a fruit or a vegetable in the next 12 months.
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