Not safe for work - It's stuff like this that you can't make up. I am uncertain how to title this blog so I give you a bunch of options below the video. Feel free to add more.
Video from a Chicago televison newscast: According to Oklahoma City's KFOR, police in Ada arrested Christie Dawn Harris at the Dairy Lou Drive Inn on drug charges, and soon discovered why she kept repeating that she needed to go to the bathroom.
The female officer searching Harris noticed "something strange."
"The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from inside her body," Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told KFOR.
A police property report described the item as a "gun located in suspect vagina."
The report said that the weapon was "loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell."
"It was a five shot," Ross explained. "It was loaded and as she turned around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks."
"It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm," he added. "If it goes off it's only going one place."
Both the revolver and the baggies full of methamphetamine were removed from the woman's body.
During a Wednesday news broadcast on Chicago's WGN-TV, the news team played a portion of the KFOR report.
"What?" anchor Robin Baumgarten exclaimed.
"The old caboose pistol, everybody has one," anchor Larry Potash quipped.
At that point, Baumgarten lost control: "Did you just say, 'caboose pistol'?"
"What are you getting all worked up over? Hey, don't knock it until you try it," an off-camera anchor replied.
"I know some women that could hide a machine gun in there," Potash remarked. "I'm sorry, we're getting off track."
Pick your own title/comment for this story:
New way to pack a fanny.
Dsylexic are you in way the used fanny pack.
There's only one 's' in pistol
Christie has a gun in the oven.
Getting banged has a new meaning.
There's something fishy going on here.
What do you say to women from Ada, Oklahoma? Adda girl!
Annie I got your gun! (Come and get it)
I always wanted a handle to hold on to.
Oh! That's where he put it.
Oh! That's where he puts it! (News anchor)
Using firearms in this manner is not in the Freedom Arms manual.
Officer I was just cleaning it!
Technically I'm not holding.
What did the live rounds say to the spent shell? Spend a few more hours in here and you'll look like me.
Where else do you put a gun when you have no free arms?
If you need to know where to hide a machine gun talk to the news anchor.
Photos from YouTube clip.