My lawyers said I have to disclaim some things and you can find that disclaimer below. Be smart, DON’T DRINK & DRIVE and know your limit. I want you to be around for 2012!
WARNING: The follow is posted in my unusual sarcarstic manner.
Here’s a drinking game to loosen people up for the big New Years Celebration tonight. The game is easy to play and you are welcome to change up the rules to accelerate or slow down your intoxication factor.
You have to take a drink every time you hear any of the following on 93.3 KDKB:
Gun’s N’ Roses, AC/DC, Metallica, Ozzy (solo Ozzy or Sabbath Ozzy), Motley Crue, Led Zeppelin, or Def Leppard. (you are welcome to take multiple drinks because some of the songs are long.)
When you hear Van Halen you have to call out loud and state if it’s David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar singing. If your correct then take one sip and everyone else has to take two. If you are wrong then you have to finish your drink while everyone shouts “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Dumb Ass!”
When you hear “KDKB Rocks Arizona” in the Vocoder (computerized sounding) voice you have to chug your drink.
Beginning tonight at 6p we’ll be presenting “The 93.3 KDKB 40th Anniversary History Countdown.” You’ll have to listen as we relive some of the epic moments from the Valley’s ‘70’s Rock Culture. We’ll be doing this a minimum of twice an hour and when you hear legendary broadcaster Dennis McBroom you have to take a shot.
If you hear a monkey be the first to jump up & down imitating a primate for 93.3 seconds and tell everyone else they have to drink. You may pretend you are throwing monkey poo at them, but remember not to spill your drink while doing this. If you do spill then you have to finish your drink and take a shot.
If you lost your virginity to any song played then you have to take off an article of clothing and play spin the bottle.
If someone texts you “Happy New Years!” then you have to drink. If the text is from an ex then you have to finish your drink.
Every time you hear the word “Carrot” you have to yell “time to get Juiced” and take a shot.
If anyone says “I’ll see you NEXT YEAR!” punch them in the face.
Please keep these things in mind:
- NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE!!. You will end up killing yourself, or worse, murder someone else. Don't be stupid. If you're going out and plan to drink, give the car keys to someone else and take a Taxi back home. Always have a designated driver!
- If you see someone too intoxicated to get in the car. Call the cops.
- If the law in your country says you're too young to drink, DON'T.
- Do not drink too much. Excessive consumption of alcohol WILL cause irreparable harm to your body and may be lethal.
- If you have a problem with drinking, seek professional help.
- Here’s the Drug-Alcohol Hotline 877-931-9142.
- Be safe!
Legal Disclaimer:
The above game is intended for responsible adults of legal drinking age who wish to try new drinking games, get information about music, find new ways of drinking drinks and cocktails or explore the profession of Stupidity. It is purely intended for entertainment purposes.
KDKB, Dick Havoc, and it’s affiliates do not advocate the abuse of alcoholic beverages and hope that if you try the game and other material provided on this site, you do so with moderation and caution. It is not the intent to promote mis-use of alcohol, alcoholism, hazing, binge drinking or any other form of alcohol abuse.
Dick Havoc cannot take any responsibility for the effect drinks may have on people but has been told he looks better the more you drink. Some drinks may be bad for your health, and the recommendations of the game is included more as a novelty. If you participate, you are looking for trouble.
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If you see dancing pink elephants in tutus while reading this then you are sauced.
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