Ben Affleck is leaving his information behind for another driver after careening into a parked car. Ben is considerate and I bet he's thinking, "Are you getting this you damn paparazzi? I'm leaving a note! I wish I would have hit you instead of this friggin' car!"
What did the note say? It said, 'Hi, I knocked off your mirror! Very sorry! Will cover everything. - Ben.'
More importantly you must be wondering about Ben's penmanship; an example is provided below. Compare it with that autographed picture of Mr. Affleck you bought on eBay. Did you buy a fake?
What are the damages? Just a mirror!? Damn, this story would be more exciting if he hit the paparazzi!